What I Wanted To Be When I Grew Up

If you know me, you are likely aware that I was not always the happy, relaxed, satisfied, self-employed dude that I am today. I too once spent the majority of my day commuting, working in a corporate crap career, and when not at work, stressing about it. So when I decided to be my own boss, I had several career ideas and slogans thought up.

[This is just a joke . . . o.k.?]