TAOISM
Shit happens. |
CONFUCIANISM
Confucius say, "Shit
happens." |
HINDUISM
This shit has
happened before. |
BUDDHISM
If shit happens, it isn't
really shit. |
ZEN-BUDDHISM
What is the sound
of shit happening? |
ISLAMISM
If shit happens, it is
the will of Allah. |
CATHOLICISM
If shit happens, you deserved it. |
PROTESTANTISM
Let shit happen to
someone else. |
JUDAISM
Why does shit always
happen to us? |
NEW AGEISM
Affirm: "Shit does not happen to me." |
ATHEISM
I don't believe this shit |
RASTAFARIANISM
Let's roll that shit up
and smoke it. |
