A Simple Comparison of the Major World Religions
On the Topic of Feces


TAOISM

Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM

Confucius say, "Shit
 happens."

HINDUISM

This shit has
happened before.

BUDDHISM

If shit happens, it isn't
really shit.

ZEN-BUDDHISM

What is the sound
of shit happening?

ISLAMISM

If shit happens, it is
the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM

If shit happens, you deserved it.

PROTESTANTISM

Let shit happen to
someone else.

JUDAISM

Why does shit always
happen to us?

NEW AGEISM

Affirm: "Shit does not happen to me."

ATHEISM

I don't believe this shit

RASTAFARIANISM

Let's roll that shit up
and smoke it.


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